Could be on the show!” Then Fallon offered a tweet of his own: “The turkey now pardons the president. ... 27, 2020. President Barack Obama's Thanksgiving 2020 tweet gave some handy non-partisan advice, calling for the American people to listen to the experts when it … Talked my parents into canceling their thanksgiving plans keep believing in yourselves, folks and you too can nag your family into safety. So, let’s get into some tweets that will make you feel better about some changes coming our way on Turkey Day. Thanksgiving may look a bit different for most of us this year. Trump continued to cry foul about the election. Remember in April when Billie Joe Armstrong played a dramatic version of âWake Me Up When September Endsâ and we were all, âYeah, this is really tough but we'll get through it,â and now it's 8 months later and worse than ever? https://t.co/S754ujbESD. Let's never forget Thanksgiving is really about winding up on a journey with an odd but lovable stranger, and finding a way home while also finding⦠friendship.The stranger is John Candy. The U.S. has been breaking coronavirus case count records, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is advising against unnecessary travel and gathering with people outside your household. Trump posted and shared a total of 14 tweets on the Thanksgiving holiday, including tweets from conservative commentators, such as David … Remember, you need to start quarantining TODAY for Thanksgiving, and then keep quarantining, and then not go. I think my Thanksgiving is going great so far, I've googled the question, "How much weight can a person gain in a day?" They're risking their lives for mediocre conversation about mediocre TV their parents watched this year. It's been a hard year for the young ones, so I'm giving my kids their dream Thanksgiving Dinner... Mac n cheese and bread. Sending you all of my love! If I die of COVID right after thanksgiving, they're going to have to bury me in my eating coffin. Zoomsgiving was lit! After all, itâs still 2020. As Joe Biden prepares to become president in January, Trump continues to insist that the recent election was “rigged” against him, which there’s simply no sign of any meaningful evidence for whatsoever. Today I'm thankful Capital One got John Travolta to dress as Santa, meet up with Sam Jackson and re-enact Pulp Fiction then ask what's in my wallet. more pie for you. — Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) November 12, … YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. Overeating. We have reservations at Ruby Tuesdays. Read: Thanksgiving 2020: Steph Curry, Ayesha Curry Pose With Kids In Adorable Family Photo. Wish it was a normal Thanksgiving so I could impress my younger cousins by calling it something cool like âT-giving.â, my favorite Macy's Thanksgiving Parade of all time was the one when NBC was trying to get people to watch Prime Suspect starring Maria Bello in a little hat, sam raimi's spider-man is a thanksigiving day movie pic.twitter.com/sQ89tEdm76, Let's bring back bizarre Thanksgiving greeting cards pic.twitter.com/BoVXNzcQHb, âWhat's the weirdest thing you did during the pandemic?ââHm. Kit-Kat 8. Commercial 9. Thanksgiving 2. ©2021 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Advertisement. — Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) November 15, 2020. We’re doing a Zoom Thanksgiving, in part because of the virus but also so we can mute uncle Bob’s annual racist rant. If you just donât give a hell about getting your parents sick, perhaps your Thanksgiving was relatively normal this year. Napping. The bad part about not having a big Thanksgiving dinner this year is that I was looking forward to taking everyone's portion of cranberry sauce since no one likes it as much as I do. Still, from the truncated, crowd-less Macyâs parade, to a Lions / Texans game that had no fans in the stand, to a dog show whose audience was made up of giant cardboard cutout of other dogs, it was impossible to make it through this Thanksgiving without noticing the impact of the pandemic. Advertisement Hide ... elect Joe Biden has on Twitter … Fall 3. Read âem, like âem or share âem, follow the people who wrote âem, and then get ready to relive today again when the next holiday rolls around in just a few weeks. President Donald Trump tweets a lie about how many people watched President-elect Joe Biden's Thanksgiving speech. With cases going up every day, the CDC - and most government officials - have been urging citizens to opt out of large family Thanksgivings and stick to celebrating with the people we already live with. the gay cousin showing up to thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/knSicyu6hR, Ohhhh it's the uncle who by look and voice seems like he's about to spout some dumb opinion on traveling for Thanksgiving but then bada bing he actually is wise about it! my solo pandemic Thanksgiving plans are:- snacks I like- turkey legs- stuffing baked in a muffin tin- biscuits- gravy- veggie side- grocery store pie, halfto last me 3-4 days. 2) Leave the Zoom. (had thanksgiving last month. Why are white people even traveling for thanksgiving. My senior citizen parents and I all tested positive for the coronavirus at the same time back in mid/late August, and it was my biggest nightmare come true. pic.twitter.com/YJgwOJuexN. Now follow … Bleak Memes & Tweets That Sum Up Thanksgiving 2020 Covid-19 has probably changed the lives of most people in the United States at this point. 3. A good line for trying to get out of Thanksgiving dinner is “why do you want to murder me?”. Oh no, I cant pay $1000 that i don't have to fly to rural Minnesota and eat dinner at a truck stop with my whiney dad this year. You want a traditional thanksgiving?The CDC recommends you eat outside like a god damn pilgrim this year. Thanksgiving normally inspires a bunch of great and hilarious tweets, and with the extra edge of the pandemic messing this one up, this yearâs holiday was more rife for good jokes than usual. President Donald Trump participates in a Thanksgiving teleconference with members of the United States Military, at the White House in Washington, D.C., on November 26, 2020. pic.twitter.com/51whLqLDRh, This year has been so hard, but on Thanksgiving Day, we should at least give thanks we (probably) didn't have to resign from our jobs after accidentally taking a dump on camera. three times. This is usually my favorite night of the entire year and I'm sad that this will be the first time in my adult life someone from high school doesn't try to hit me in a bar on the night before Thanksgiving. This Thanksgiving I'll miss boarding my plane in group 4 but standing at the gate w/the dignity of a person in group 2. I know you love the salad bar.”, Planning my Thanksgiving 2020 menu, so far it’s just canned cranberry jello shots. Holidays have been looking different in the age of the COVID-19 pandemic, from Zoom Mother’s Day brunches to trick-or-treat candy chutes on Halloween. We can’t have large family gatherings for Thanksgiving but the US isn’t missing out on that drunk uncle who won’t leave the party. Itâs only fitting that 2020âs Thanksgiving is the weirdest one ever. I guess it's fitting that for this year's Thanksgiving, the uninvited settlers will give themselves a deadly disease. Ham>turkey on Thanksgiving — Seth Huntsmen (@scump) November 22, 2018. Read: Courteney Cox Aka Monica Geller Had THIS 'Friends' Way To Celebrate Thanksgiving Get the latest entertainment news from India & around the world. Thanksgiving TriviaStuffing was invented in 1976 after someone's fun uncle killed a six pack of Budweiser and shouted "Who dares me to eat the shit from inside the turkey?!". In case you need a response to the … Getting 'night before Thanksgiving drunk' is the only tradition I'll be adhering to this year. Here are the top 10 Best Tweets of The Week. Thanksgiving 2020 didn’t slap like previous years but it was still an enjoyable occasion where thousands of families connected via Zoom in the name of thankfulness, fellowship and drool-worthy food that makes the holiday so special. let’s just all agree to officially end the year the day after thanksgiving and call it a day, eh? Sweet Maria what a reversal! November 26, 2020 This Thanksgiving, outgoing President Donald Trump is continuing his long tradition of self-obsession. Along with the Thanksgiving tweet, a video from over the summer in which Cruz predicts the coronavirus will essentially disappear shortly after Election Day has resurfaced on social media. Funniest Tweets & Memes From Thanksgiving 2020 | Bossip. Eating again. © 2021 Paste Media Group. Naturally, Thanksgiving is getting a similar treatment. When is Thanksgiving this year, and will the 2020 Macy's Parade be able to go ahead? All Rights Reserved. — stacia l. brown (@slb79) November 16, 2020. ... 2020. ), divorced dads get to eat thanksgiving dinner in a tent outside denny's this year, Spider-Man gives America something to be thankful for. It's 2020. Under the tweet, it says: “This claim about election fraud is disputed.” '", An essential daily guide to achieving the good life, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Oh no please don’t take Thanksgiving away from us, it’s our only chance to eat bad food that takes forever to cook and watch the Cowboys play bad football and argue with family members over whether Democrats are baby-eating demons. Read ‘em, like … — Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) November 15, 2020. It feels like Christmas. . Didn't go anywhere for Thanksgiving, but out of habit, I keep looking at my watch. 1 of 16. . Still, the funny folks of Twitter have found humor in the reality of Turkey Day in 2020. To make Thanksgiving more interesting you should have to eat a different type of bird every year and you can't eat the same type twice. To all those celebrating in the United States (and around the world) I want to wish you all a safe and happy Thanksgiving. We used to be cool, and now we just spend our spare time trying to farm a lil’ bit of serotonin from … fuck em. The Best Thanksgiving 2020 Tweets 1. 19 Tweets That Prove No One Really Likes Thanksgiving Turkey. Probably singing my hit country song while standing on a Jolly Green Giant float in a deserted midtown Manhattan on Thanksgiving?â âOh.â. Here are the best and funniest tweets about Thanksgiving in 2020, from comedians, writers, and other notable Twitter accounts. Not only am I not traveling on Thanksgiving, but I’m probably just ordering pizza. didn't realize how bad the economy had fallen in 2020 until I just turned on the Halloween Store Thanksgiving Day Parade, one-upping my mother-in-law who calls the thanksgiving turkey âthe birdâ by calling it âthe animalâ. (had thanksgiving last month.) NY TIMES: here's 52 appetizer recipes for your Thanksgiving celebration!ME, STILL ISOLATING IN A PANDEMIC: pic.twitter.com/wdLSzd00jY. Let’s go Thanksgiving. âTurkey Dayâ always feels like what you call Thanksgiving if you're not an official sponsor and have to figure out a workaround. Tweet a Thanksgiving tradition updated for 2020 and tag it with #NewThanksgivingTraditions. pic.twitter.com/ltk28oiCfb, happy thanksgiving to everyone everywhere except canada!YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. My family has decided to not do Thanksgiving this year. Thanksgiving gatherings this year are going back to the Pilgrim roots, where you thank those who give you food by killing them later. Toxic high school relationship 10. The answer: tears. Bossip Video. In a tweet filled with capital letters and exclamation marks, he wrote: “This was a 100% RIGGED ELECTION.” Given that there isn’t evidence for this bold claim, Twitter once again added a disclaimer. How To Talk Your Trump-Loving Relatives This Thanksgiving: 1) Tell them to stop getting all their news from a bunch of fucking lunatics. Lunch 6. — cecelia fuller (@ceceliafuller10) November 22, 2020. The best part about a socially distanced Thanksgiving, is not having to force down seconds of your Grandma's creepy "surprise jello. Pogba took to Twitter to express his thoughts on Thanksgiving 2020. Happy Thanksgiving! Summer 5. As is tradition, we have made another heinous Thanksgiving Parade for you to cram down your gullet-holes.https://t.co/cHUVIGAVF2. By Sister Toldjah | Nov 18, 2020 2:30 PM ET . ... thanksgiving will never reach its full potential until mac and cheese claims it’s rightful place at the throne and turkey becomes a side dish ... 2020. on passover you leave out a glass of wine for elijah, but on thanksgiving you leave out a lukewarm coors light for gritty, Never had a bad experience at The Bar Everyone From High School Goes To The Night Before Thanksgiving over the years but what I wouldn't give to have an absolutely lousy one tonight, This year, I'm thankful for all of the people in my life who enjoy collectively and aggressively dunking on random tweets from teenagers with 300 followers. This: Rob Schneider Nails Biggest Problem With Democratic Mandates on Thanksgiving Gatherings in One Tweet. ", Just as we're worrying about how to say safe during a pandemic Thanksgiving, I get a press release reminding us how to avoid cooking fires. Hopefully you just stayed home and got absolutely blackout drunk while trying to watch Ric Flairâs greatest matchesâwhich is basically what I do every Thanksgiving already. Would you endanger your own health in order to go to a bar on Jerk Night? 1. We’ve rounded up 33 funny and honest tweets that sum up Thanksgiving this year. — Howard Tayler (@howardtayler) November 12, 2020. - Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 26, 2020 Trump loudly criticized NFL players in 2017 over the social justice protests, which had been launched by … Bossip Video . – Celine xx… #happythanksgiving : Dee Amore Marti pic.twitter.com/qFQWiPWZNu — Celine Dion (@celinedion) November 26, 2020 Please stay home for Thanksgiving so we can all be thankful our family is still alive to be disappointed in us next year. No. Imagine risking your life for some dry ass turkey. Not only am I not traveling on Thanksgiving, but I’m probably just ordering pizza. If you’re on the fence about traveling to eat pie and dry meat & breathe on your family, consider the fact that in-person Thanksgiving celebrations are going to be more asshole-heavy than ever this year. I’m dominating you this year. It's 2020. "A good line for trying to get out of Thanksgiving dinner is 'why do you want to murder me? Part of HuffPost Home & Living. Funniest (And Pettiest) Thanksgiving 2020 Tweets (So Far) Funniest (And Pettiest) Thanksgiving Tweets (So Far) Posted on November 26, 2020 - By alexbossip. Thanksgiving 2020 may feel a bit different as COVID-19 has forced many to spend the holidays away from loved ones to reduce the spread of the virus, but … Winter/“Christmas” 4. Here are the best and funniest tweets about Thanksgiving in 2020, from comedians, writers, and other notable Twitter accounts. Is this Christmas? inspirational holiday pandemic tweet: if you make a pie good enough this November, you don't need Thanksgiving dinner guests. Share Tweet . ", Oh no please don’t take Thanksgiving away from us, it’s our only chance to eat bad food that takes forever to cook and watch the Cowboys play bad football and argue with family members over whether Democrats are baby-eating demons, This thanksgiving is gonna be extra special cuz Americans can spread disease to each other like in the original, we did it guys, we cancelled the toxicity that is thanksgiving we couldn’t have done it without your recklessness, If you can't spend this Thanksgiving with your family, it's comforting to know they're only one phone call away from ruining it, I feel like Thanksgiving is going to be a piece of cake this year. FUN FACT: If you baste the turkey in Purell you can't catch COVID from the wife-swapping portion of Thanksgiving dinner. it's thanksgiving eve and you know what that means, soon uncle turkey will climb through my window and hand me a single feather and, as always, i'll say âwhat is thisâ and a beam of light will glow on him from above and i'll say âis this YOUR feather?â and he'll nod and disappear, Guys I promise thanksgiving sucks just stay home and day drink it's amazing I swear, Night before Thanksgiving, time to meet up with all your old friends and pardon them so they won't blab to the DOJ about your many crimes. Ah, Thanksgiving — a time for copious amounts of delicious food, spending time with loved ones, and discussing the wildness that has been 2020. 2020 quarantined Thanksgiving Tweets that are not nearly as savory as years past | Humor | Holidays | Funny Captions | The France international, who has endured a difficult campaign under manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer this season, admitted that it … I have found my personal hell and it is an email from the in-laws, subject: Zoom Thanksgiving activity sign-ups. Though we may be celebrating apart, we are all together in spirit. Happy Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is looking a bit different in 2020, even for President Trump and President-elect Joe Biden. At the first Thanksgiving, do you think any pilgrims ate so much they had to loosen the buckle on their hats? I’ve been getting my stomach prepared since March. Turkey is the worst part of Thanksgiving dinner. me when I wake up at 5am on the day after thanksgiving with ham thirst pic.twitter.com/Gob9K3CEgT. Show them you are with them by allowing yourself to be beaten. Twitter bans highly respected Pennsylvania State Senator Doug Mastriano after he did a great job of leading a hearing on the 2020 Election fraud,” Trump tweeted. 2019: Do the kids really need THREE days off for Thanksgiving break?2020: PLEASE GIVE US THE REST OF THE YEAR OFF YOU’RE RIGHT TEACHING IS BULLSHIT, "We're only getting together for Thanksgiving" is 2020's answer to "we'll cover more ground if we split up" or "I'll go reset the breakers in the basement by myself. The current commander-in-chief spent Thursday morning golfing at … Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving! No breaks. This is for all the single ladies (and gents) at Thanksgiving. COVID disrupts holidays as much as it disrupts everything elseâat least if youâre responsible and are trying to prevent the spread of the virus. People seem to think Americans are risking their lives for a plate of mediocre food on Thanksgiving. I was working at the (turkey) lab late one nightWhen my eyes beheld a tasty sightWhen the turkey from its plate began to riseAnd suddenly to my surpriseIt did the mash!Thanksgiving Turkey Mash!It did the mash!The turkey caught fire in a flashIt did the mash!A potato mash, This thanksgiving: if you are WHITE and consider yourself an ALLY, the race coalition has asked that you allow 2-6 Native American/ indigenous people to JUMP you for 90 seconds. Leg "We're only getting together for Thanksgiving" is 2020's answer to "we'll cover more ground if we split up" or "I'll go reset the breakers in the basement by myself." The incoming and outgoing U.S. presidents offered starkly different messages on the eve of Thanksgiving -- with Joe Biden focusing a speech on the need to … I'm in trouble for using our turkey baster to drain standing water out of a tree stump in the height of mosquito season and then forgetting to replace it! It's been a hard year for the young ones, so I'm giving my kids their dream Thanksgiving Dinner... Mac n cheese and bread. Any movie where the mom awkwardly changes the subject is a Thanksgiving movie. However, following a contentious 2020 … Is “gobble me swallow me” a good caption to use on thanksgiving?? Spring 7. If you don’t start your Thanksgiving Zoom invites with “You are covidly invited” I don’t even know what you’re doing. — Chris Calogero (@RealChrisCal) November 25, 2020. happy thanksgiving to everyone everywhere except canada! Pogba's Thanksgiving message amid coronavirus pandemic, Rashford follows . “We should cancel Thanksgiving this year.” - turkeys, Had a stress dream last night where I traveled home (16 hours) for thanksgiving because my mom promised me it would be very small and locked down then when I arrived she was like “Come on! âI miss doing cocaine at 10pm at my parents' house but this is a pandemic so it's fine if I 'snort up' at home with a can of beer and a dunkin donut at 7am!â âcokehead thanksgiving logic. Fan reactions, thoughts, and tweets that made me … Just because I'm not having thanksgiving with family doesn't mean I'm not buying four pounds of butter right now. #2020, i don't need to celebrate thanksgiving this year because i've already spent every day of 2020 arguing about politics with my family and then falling asleep after eating too much.
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